tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31552369.post5351432553601488940..comments2023-11-05T13:45:44.033+01:00Comments on Praguetory: Police BloggersPraguetoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520923731691837948noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31552369.post-13444741162621501112007-01-18T19:42:00.000+01:002007-01-18T19:42:00.000+01:00A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where ...A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. <br /><br />The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk". <br />The monkey looked up at the officer and nodded his head.<br /><br />"You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer. <br /><br />Again, the monkey nodded vigorously. <br /><br />"Well, did you see this?" <br /><br />"Yes", motioned the monkey. <br /><br />"What happened?" Asked the officer.<br /><br />The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth. <br /><br />They were drinking?" asked the officer.<br /><br />"Yes".<br /><br />"What else?" <br /><br />The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth. <br /><br />"They were smoking marijuana?"<br /><br />"Yes".<br /><br />"What else?" <br /><br />The monkey motioned "Screwing". <br /><br />"They were screwing, too?" asked the astounded officer.<br /><br />"Yes". <br /><br />"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and screwing before they crashed?" <br /><br />"Yes".<br /><br />"What were you doing during all this?" <br /><br />"Driving" motioned the monkey.Jeffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00261785351468776828noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31552369.post-32283597730393364342007-01-18T16:51:00.000+01:002007-01-18T16:51:00.000+01:00Police academy now that takes me back!Police academy now that takes me back!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com