18 January 2007

Police Bloggers


Bloggers who work in the public services are of particular interest to me. I've decided to add a new link in my policing section.

Check out PC Tim Ireland

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Police academy now that takes me back!

Jeff said...

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car.

The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk".
The monkey looked up at the officer and nodded his head.

"You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer.

Again, the monkey nodded vigorously.

"Well, did you see this?"

"Yes", motioned the monkey.

"What happened?" Asked the officer.

The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.

They were drinking?" asked the officer.

"Yes".

"What else?"

The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.

"They were smoking marijuana?"

"Yes".

"What else?"

The monkey motioned "Screwing".

"They were screwing, too?" asked the astounded officer.

"Yes".

"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and screwing before they crashed?"

"Yes".

"What were you doing during all this?"

"Driving" motioned the monkey.